muddy graffalo

A position where the male licks the female's vagina and the female sucks the male's penis...when the female has diarrhea.

Matt didn't realize his girlfriend was taking laxatives and was surprised with a muddy graffalo.

by assmilkman September 7, 2011

graff

slang/short word for graphic, when describing a graphic scene, or something that was very enjoyable and graphic.

"Hey blud that rave was graff"
or
"Last night me and my chick did some graff stuff"

by Balaban December 30, 2007

gnarf

Dick Fart

air came out of my dick

by definate February 24, 2004

Glaffy

mentally and/or physically "challenged", usually someone who is insecure and skips out on activity's

girl: i think i'll pass, i am not very good at running

Guy: You are SOO glaffy!

by 7thsuperman August 27, 2011

gaffer

darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.

gaffer is someone who f*ck*d your m*other.

by lord gaffer July 14, 2006

gaffle

To wreck, faceplant, crash, hit the pavement as in skateboarding, snowboarding et. al.

Little Johnny gaffled hard off that hand rail.

I got gaffled when I blew the landing on that double 5-set.

by skrinkus May 5, 2005

Gaff

to get head off a girl u don't really know

This bitch gave me a gaff then I kicked her out of the car

by orphieus March 7, 2005