" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"
by flamingdragon0406 September 21, 2022
person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"
person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"
person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"
person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009
The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!
After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
by RawDyke July 17, 2023
by victorzulu November 27, 2010
A taboo sex move popular in Ohio, Kentucky, and Wisconsin. Typically involves a glove filled with fries (wedges are also an acceptable substitute), a bag of cheese, and at least three people.
“My wife and I had a really big fight yesterday, so I surprised her today by finally doing the fry glove with her and my best friend and our relationship has never been better.”
by KFCheesebag January 03, 2025
Get the leaving our feelings in the glove box mug.
Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.
by Towerdawg97 September 10, 2020