Bloody Golfer

A drink mixture made up of Mountain Dew and grenadine syrup. Preferably served on the rocks.

I'll have a Bloody Golfer, on the rocks.

by Tizz Mizzle January 14, 2008

November Golfing

To be extremely nice to an individual. To go out of your way to portray yourself the most desirable dang present at the moment . A very effective way of posting on a member of the opposite sex when in desperation.

Mr Chaos always is "November Golfing" Giving the rest of the Garies no chance to ask the ladies to dance They just get lost in the fake romance.

by Unodatfasho January 8, 2011

blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.

1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.

by goods23 August 11, 2012

Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.

Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"

by Bebo Fabula June 19, 2015

butt golfing

You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.

Brittney wanted to get freaky, so we went butt golfing.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

Kentucky golf tee

A man lays flat on the ground and places a golf tee in his dick hole. He puts a golf ball on it and lets someone else tee it off.

I can't piss after me and my buddy tried a couple Kentucky golf tees.

by Big chief nutsack March 30, 2017

prison golf

The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.

Me and Tyrone were prison golfing last night in the laundry room

by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017