Glass Doored

(V) To let one silently rip, while an unsuspecting candidate walks right into the invisble wall of stench, thus producing a reaction as if he/she walked into a glass door.

Wayne ran ahead and Glass Doored us. The stench was God-Aweful and smacked me in the face. I may have lost vision in my right eye.

by Luster Duster December 15, 2010

Glassbag

A douchebag who feels the need to wear Google Glass at all times

Look at that Glassbag, I just want to hit him in the solar plexus

by JMSleazy January 1, 2014

glasgow superbowl

When there is a group of 6men and one midget women, then the guys play american football with the midget for 10minutes and the man with most touch downs gets to piledrive her

Me and my buddies are playing the glasgow superbowl tonight with the midget from down the lane

by poseidon1221 October 24, 2014

Glasgow tumbleweed

Pink and white striped or plain blue plastic bags used to buy alcohol from independent off-sales retailers. Discarded to the streets by the alcoholics who made the purchases to forever roam the streets like the plants they're named after.

Jim's cab just overheated because it run over a Glasgow tumbleweed and it got stuck to the grille.

by cowboyecosse July 4, 2014

Glass ankle

An injury prone ankle with the structural integrity of a house of cards on a bouncy castle.

For example - Jack 'glass ankle' Wilshere

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Glasgow Picnic

Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.

A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.

"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"

by EduardoBellini April 20, 2019

Glascote

Glascote is home to plenty of druggies, dealing behind the chippy on the Glascote road. Has a shitty co-op that has a man at the till who stares at your tits and the underpasses near the odeon smell like piss

Err did you see that snotty kid walking through Glascote

by snotty kid walking in Glascote December 12, 2019