Skip to main content

Gaylord Eggman 

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people
"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"
Gaylord Eggman by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021
The term “Gayforben” is used in the latin tongue back in the 18th century where bisexual women were forced into getting into relationships with people who were mainly called ben dover and deprived from that term. This was preformed since homophobic behaviour was heavily influenced back then and is still a term used in present day.
Var:I really love Ben. *is bisexual*
Ben:She is my wife so of course she isn’t gay. *knows she is gayforben*
Gayforben by PissLover<3 December 8, 2021
the best porn version to ever exist.
"gayporn."
" dont bring politics into this."
gayporn by a gay pervert January 18, 2022
You’r a gaylort
gaylort by Righty left February 2, 2022
Sexy and amazing with a very large penis
You are a gaylort
gaylort by Righty left February 2, 2022

Gaylord II 

1. A high bar move in gymnastics invented by Olympic Athlete, Mitch Gaylord.

2. When you go on an ATV ride with another man. Preferably, one person drives while on the lap of the other.
1. John performed a very impressive Gaylord II in tonight's competition.

2. John and I are going to Gaylord II over to my house.
Gaylord II by Mitch Gaylord February 9, 2022