We're not taking a fucking poll

We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.

Hym "We're not taking a fucking poll. I'm not a politician. I don't need your vote. Not asking."

We're not taking a fucking poll by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

"I'm a fat fucking pig!"

I'm a fat fucking pig by CowTittes April 23, 2019

Kind of a big fucking deal 

Trevor Mullins

Trevor Mullins is Kind Of A Big Fucking Deal!!!!!

Kind of a big fucking deal by White kitty September 19, 2018

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick 

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick by scalz July 10, 2006

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch 

Something you say when your very angry or upset.

person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore 

a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.

A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".

After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."

This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011

snakes on a mother fucking plane 

The excited way of describing one of the most hyped movies of the summer, Snakes on a Plane. Used by Samuel L. Jackson in an interview with Jon Stewart.

"Yes! Snakes on a mother fucking plane!"

snakes on a mother fucking plane by ahdeesan August 19, 2006