Bucket-fucker

A man who takes great pride in his girlfriend's huge vagina and doesn't hesitate to boast about it to his friends.

Scott: "I know she wasn't a virgin because she wasn't tight when I fucked her!"

Friend: "You're a Bucket-fucker."

by Kebaby Spice July 3, 2011

frequent fucker miles

The imaginary mileage credits given to someone who has earned them through frequent sexual intercourse.

He was able to earn more frequent fucker miles in his own mind, in a shorter time, than anyone who had ever lived.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

Twisted Fucker

A person who is messed up in the mind with sick, evil, perverted thoughts and/ or actions.

That twisted fucker took a lighter to my pictures and burned my face out of the photo.

by SassyGirl21 March 6, 2019

funny little fucker

A term of endearment for someone familiar, sometimes for a companion animal whose behavior is generally amusing.

Oh Max, you are such a funny little fucker!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2019

thumb detecting nut fucker

The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.

Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.

by J.Agnew November 6, 2017

Fucked Since Jumpstreet

Adjective; usually used when a plan is unraveling negatively and will probably be fucked. Usually only said when high.

"This plan's been fucked since jumpstreet."

by MrJacksColon September 14, 2009

fucked cross-eyed

Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.

Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.

by ha haaa December 8, 2014