Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

by Word July 6, 2004

american football

An idiotic, homoerotic sport which looks like a bunch of apes trying to have sex with each other. It was named 'football' by a misinformed redneck who wasn't privy to the fact that the most popular sport in the world already carries that name. It is a result of international espionage because it appears vertually identical to rugby, so there's nothing original there. To enjoy American Football you need an IQ of a beach towel and a steady diet of beer and fried chicken.

Dad, is that a gay gang bang?
No son, this is American Football

by russianbear54 September 12, 2006

High School Football

A sport played in high school that is way overrated its importance. The majority of the team is filled with bros and/or douches, many of whom use steroids to get an edge on the other teams and permanently fuck up their development. Very little of the team is composed of actual athletes who respect their rivals and play fair, and they are often thrown into the "jock" stereotype with the other players.

High school football player 1: "Hey brah check it out I scored some steroids. Let's take them with reckless abandon!!!"

HSFP 2: "Fuck year, we're so much better than everyone else because we take roids and play a sport!"

by An()nymous October 19, 2009

american football

The pussy sort where fat and ugly men get a chance to play with balls and touch each other! Also it isn't unknown for football players to get on top of each other!

Fat Guy: Dude, do you play american football?

Cool Guy: No, I'm not gay and i can run for more than 5 seconds.

by soccerguy May 10, 2008

Football

American football- A game used by people with no social skills to attract girls.

Hey Rachel, how would you like to be with the starting quarterback? I mean, I do play football

by hatestobreakit September 15, 2010

American Football

Grown men who think they are cool because they weigh 300 pounds, dressed in tights, jumping on top of each other, trying to get football through two posts.

Person 1: Man, lets watch some American Football!
person 2: No, those are just idiots dressed in tights. Lets watch some soccer instead.

by circular orbiting sphere February 10, 2010

football players

retarded assholes that think they have to be cool infront of each other by being loud annoying and rude. Making themselves live up to the football jock asshole stereotype.

Why is that Football Player such an asshole?

by Gracie February 12, 2004