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Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018
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99 flake

When you ejaculate on your partner, then turn around and poo on them so it looks like the famous icecream with chocolate flake.
Hi Jenna, why you looking so pissed?

That bastard did a 99 flake on me.
by Bigboi890 November 27, 2016
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jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.
A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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Bald Eagle Flakes

The little flakes of dead skin that frequently fall off a bald mans head.
Guy 1: Did you see that bald guy?
Guy2: Yeah, he had some hardcore bald eagle flakes.
by TheBaldEagle March 24, 2009
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yo mama flakes

A snappy comeback that you say to an ignorant loud mouth who refuses to shut up.

A comeback refering to your mothers crusty vagina
person 1: "Your a stupid assmunch"

person 2: "Yo mama flakes!"
by heyderu October 9, 2009
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Flake Case

A person, typically Christian, who is your friend at first but then forgets about you, commits to other people when they're bored, show their interest in those people until they get bored with them and someone "more awesome" comes along. They normally talk about how much they "love" you but never act on it, because Jesus is the only real person who will be their bff, even though they say everyone else will be.
My roommate is a flake case. I used to be friends with her but now she pushed me away. Boo.
by Former Friend August 2, 2008
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Corn Flake

The flakes found on a(n) penis or vagina. Usually found when the gentiles are dry. These are also made into the comman kids cereal.
by 1A1A December 6, 2010
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