ur fetus has no genus

Even worse than ur bloodline ain't a straight line. It is the ultimate insult

Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.

Bobby is at Timmy's place playing
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*

by ZimbleMeister April 18, 2018

fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal

I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon

by Willhe October 19, 2020

Fetus Licker

a person who licks fucking fetuses.

mike: you know that fetus over there.
andy: yeah, i fucking licked it
mike: wow, your such a fetus licker

by pidgeonmaster69 November 26, 2019

Yeetus to the Fetus

1. Yeeting a literal child
2. Leaving youre child at an orphanage
3. Sssniperwolf slang

1. Andy was drunk, yeeted my baby sister and said "YEETUS TO THE FETUS BABAY"
2. Mom: "Riley, you know, when you were little, i left you at an orphanage, said 'yeetus to the fetus' and left you there because youre father is an asshole."
3. Sasha said "yeetus to the fetus" while watching Sssniperwolf. Im concerned.

by 24k_Snowy69 December 17, 2021

Schrödinger's Fetus

When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.

Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"

by Bipto3964 January 16, 2021

defeatus the fetus

killing a pregnant woman with the sole purpose of getting rid of the baby. fuck having something against the woman, the baby has to go.

person a: "say a ship was sinking and you could only save one person, a veteran nurse or a pregnant woman"
person b: "the pregnant bitch"
person a: "why?"
person b: "defeatus the fetus"

by random_pretzel February 20, 2024

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping

joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch

by shiokarai December 14, 2019