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slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.
Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.
by Dave April 20, 2005
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Gooch Features

to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.
Man, that boy has gooch features!

Shut the fuck up, gooch features.

Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.
by natttaliex February 28, 2010
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Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.
Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
by DayumDude February 18, 2011
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Cock Feathering

Cock feathering, derived from the "tickling feather" cliche, is any form of action, communication, etc. from an individual towards a man that leads the man to foresee the possibility of a sexual encounter between them and/or otherwise just causes him any level of arousal below orgasm. Unlike the case of indirect cock teasing, the act of cock feathering dictates that the sexual encounter actually has a chance to occur.
1.
Friend: Dude, why did Jenny text you so much last night?
Man: She was cock feathering the hell out of me man; she was really flirty and even sent me some hot pics of herself. I think she wants me.

2.
Man: Mary cock feathered me for awhile, and in the end we slept together!
Friend: Nice!

3.
Man: She had cock feathered me by acting really sexy around me, but it turns out she was just leading me on.
Friend: Tough break! There's plenty of fish in the sea, bro.

4.
Nerd: She sent me a wink face; she's totally cock feathering me.
Friend: Dude...you don't know anything about women.
Nerd: Pff, whatever. It still turned me on.
Friend: ...wow.

5.
Woman: Hey, remember how I was telling you about my sore muscles and the massage oils I bought? Well, I was actually hoping you could come over tonight and help me with that...
Man: (Whoa, hello cock feathering) Sure thing.
by Fonzie Terry November 14, 2011
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Green Features

A way of designing/building structures with earth friendly practices and recycled materials;
A way of funding such structures by selling marijuana
Those buildings sure were built with green features.
by Ron Wormberner November 12, 2014
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fins and feathers

a name of a diet where someone will only eat fish and chicken.
by Willie P January 27, 2007
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Featherdusting

When a girl flirts excessively with people. For instance in a bar setting. It usually includes but is not limited to touching, repeating questions, sitting on laps and sending random text messages. The girl is most always drunk.
"I was sitting next to him, featherdusting for sure..."
by K.C. Collins April 3, 2008
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