culinary fetus

A culinary fetus is when you over eat and feel bloated after.

Omg I ate way too much now I've got a culinary fetus

by Tmnt123 May 29, 2018

A Grown Fetus

A man who acts like a child.

Ella: C’mon, let’s fuck!
Steve: But what if something bad happenes?
Ella: Jeez, you’re acting like A Grown Fetus.

by OhThatMan May 31, 2018

walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen

That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.

by I knowledgepeople March 29, 2017

Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

Fetus soup

A good lunch made of fetus.

Yo me and Rickey are gunna go and get some fetus soup.

by datboss69 May 20, 2016

fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy

Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant

by shiokarai December 14, 2019