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Female Goober

Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.
Oh look! Mike is dating that female goober! They are a Mega Goob now!
by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019
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female bukkake

when multiple females squirt or pee on one female.
Missy got the female bukkake from her closest female friends.
by Justin Erhard December 29, 2009
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female bodybuilder

any bodybuilder who is female

Some think they are some goddamn sirens - sure if mangy dogs are sexy as hell. They think most men are "threatened" by them while only real men admit it. Well, if the meaning of "real" is spineless subs then it is true. Throughout ages, men brought down elephants to tigers and they are "threatened" by these sorry trash? Dream on...

The pumped up crap they show do not come naturally to women - they have to be under supplements for that, not that men themselves don't use it. But what comes naturally to men can only come to women via supplements. They try to say they are some superior species of women who are easily better than most men - FAIL.

A female bodybuilder is stronger than many men but if she has to prove herself, she must face her equivalent - a male bodybuilder - and not other men. The best female bodybuilder may be better than many men, may stand up to the average male bodybuilders but can never match the "best male bodybuilder". Similarly the best female jumper or female runner can never outrank the best male jumper or runner. Likewise, the strongest male may match some gorillas but can never outmatch the strongest male gorillas and the cycle goes on...... This is the truth and learn to accept it, if you still wish to delude yourself - go read the other definition.
Female Bodybuilder: Hey punk, I am stronger than you - don't mess with me.
Punk: Yeah whatever, fuck off
by Leveller February 18, 2013
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Female Ninjas

The Female Ninja is the sluttiest mammal known to man. Nothing much to it.
A fine specimen of the Female Ninjas can be found here:
http://www.alfieh.com/De-Motivational%20Pics/female-ninjas.jpg
by PaulFP007 February 16, 2009
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Female Reproductive System

Looks like a male goat's head. I believe male goats are called rams.
My baby was not, in fact, born out of a vagina, but out of the mouth of a ram.
by Fairy Sacks November 17, 2003
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Female Cock

This club tonight is a sausage fest, where's all the female cock?
by pusherman_cr July 26, 2010
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Female Supremist

A female who claims to be a feminist, however, she is not as she believes in ultimate authority and control over men. Commonly identified also as Femi-Nazis.
"The girl I met the other day was totally a Female Supremist, she was telling me how she thinks all women should always get paid higher than men."
by Madridd June 26, 2018
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