Ethan

a jackass. avoid ethans

He is such an Ethan! He almost slapped me yesterday.

Ethan by beornotbe January 30, 2017

ethan

hair located around the genital area of a man and woman.

I shaved off my ethan last night. It felt good man.

ethan by Stephen Hewitt March 28, 2007

Ethan

A jerk. Someone who you think is your friend, but will hurt you someday so much that you can barely look them in the eye. Despite what he did to you though, you´ll still want to be friends with him because he´s really funny. Ethan had and will ditch multiple girls just because he got scared or intimidated. Ethans are usually sensitive to their own feelings, but really insensitive to others.

¨Why did Ethan have to go and mess things up?"
"I don't know he's such a jerk."

Ethan by person1029381023523 January 10, 2014

Ethan

A major douche who loves the look of himself in the mirror. Also is a massive cock.

Hey, look at that dude. He is such an ethan!

Ethan by st33l3 February 22, 2011

Ethan

A super sweet boy who has beautiful brown eyes. Hes thaught of as unattractive and a nerd, but nerds are more interesting! hes super smart and LOVES science. a little chubby with epic man boobs but a super warm butt. You are lucky to know Ethan

A. Did you see Ethan doing the demensional analysis paper?
B. No, his face made my eyes die!
A. Well he was fast, almost as fast as me!
B. U CRAZY BRO

Ethan by Ethangirl September 20, 2012

Ethan

Someone who has a really enormous forehead. Can also be called "Captain Forehead"! Also has huge ears that can closely resemble dinner plates.

Bob: Dude are you balding?
Jim: No I'm just trying to be an Ethan.
Bob: What about your ears?
Jim: Ethan again.

Ethan by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008

Ethan

He gotta big dick

Wow your such an Ethan

Ethan by EAC25 May 28, 2018