Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me

Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023

Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 07, 2019

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025

re-erect

when you cause an erection of someone’s dick who had previously had an erection

“man she’s so good at re-erecting me”
“i got re-erected 6 times last night”

by Augustina Gloopy March 21, 2023

vaginal erection

woman with a dick and a penis who gets an erection on the penis

i have such a big vaginal erection!

by toeclipper March 05, 2022

CLITORIS ERECTION

when some femboys zhut gets so cold it makes it fucc

DA FAT CLITORIS ERECTION BAI LOK AT DAT CLITTERIS!!!!!1!1,1!1 F G G G G VV FK FAT BOI!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023