tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.

The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.

by Fillosofer March 4, 2021

Prime Erectability

The sweet spot in between flaccid and an obnoxiously long lasting erection.

She started kissing my neck, I skipped a quarter chub and went straight to Prime Erectability

by MOEGMOEMONEY October 8, 2019

Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl

Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick

by Purple8InchCock88812 April 26, 2017

Erect Chains

If a person is constantly brainrotting

Every time I come online my friend is already having erect chains.

by AZZILA May 22, 2025

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase

Erection correction

by Feenix79 June 2, 2024

lip erection

A lip erection is when you get together with a friend who makes you laugh so much your top lip lifts up to expose a gummy expression. This can happen as you walk towards said friend.

As I walked towards my friend my top lip began to lift. She is just so funny it is like being around Ricky Gervais. We cause each other lip erections.

by Sh4von April 3, 2020