egg x toaster

saitama x genos.

when a very bald strongman punches his fist up a robots asshole vigorously till they both cum in each others faces

egg x toaster is cracking the egg and letting its juices going into the toasters orifices. the one true ship.

Its very Fucking gay.

by BITCHFUCKMYASS65 March 5, 2018

Egg-xactly

To say exactly but with egg.

You: I died.

Me: Egg-xactly

by YaBoiFelix December 28, 2018

Egg Monkey

A person you don't want hanging around your house because he fucks up you shit.

Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.

by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020

egg magnifying glass

When you magnify eggs to make the sex better

My dick won’t fit in the small pussy so I use the egg magnifying glass

by BlazeFireball February 1, 2021

Egg Day

Day of Egg to celebrate egg

Happy Egg Day Everyone!

by Detective Dumbass January 20, 2022

Egg Drop Soup

The resulting effect of having sex in a hot tub.

Man, the jacuzzi sure looks like a bowl of egg drop soup after last nights party!

by comaboy1971 January 8, 2012

egg nog

An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.

Egg nog kicks some buttermilk ass.

by bigboi3000 December 18, 2003