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Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc
"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
by leenabean April 10, 2020
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Eddy kackt

A word you use when you are talking to Eddy.
Most likely using it during Discord calls.
Usually there is a lot of confusion after saying that.
Eddy kackt auf dem Pot.
Eddy kackt richtig hart.
Eddy kackt einfach so.
Eddy kackt dir ins Hirn.
Eddy kackt in deinen Nacken einen Kanacken.

Synonyme: Eddy kekt , Eddy kotet, Eddy muss ganz dringend groß.
by Yèét February 15, 2020
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Off the eddies

Getting fucked up with the boys. Of the rails. Crazy. Wildin. Straight rowdy.
That party was off the eddies
by Willyt February 23, 2020
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Eddie System

Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place

2. A system created to run in a grocery store.

3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.

4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.

5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.

6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.
Ray is running the Eddie System. He has all checkstands open, and is making check out success
by HollywoodSF July 28, 2012
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Eddie Kaspbrak

From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)

Spoilers!!!-

Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)

We stan Eddie
Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!
by bigsimpforsydneynovak January 30, 2023
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drunk Eddie

An alcoholic of the lowest kind
Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023
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Eddie Keane

Eddie Keane is a gentleman who only has two friends! “Ste Hill with the gout knees” & “Dave Parky” the guy who stabs people.

This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!

Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”

I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!

If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!

Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
Hey Eddie Keane, what gossip have you got for me today?

Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
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