dunkin blumpkin

a dumpkin blumpkin is combination of receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a crap. after you finish cumming inside the mouth of the lucky male or female you take their head and dunk it up and down in your fecal matter. this sexual move usually works best with the beer shits or any kind of diarhea for that matter. once finished with the dunkin of the partner usually a hasty exaunt is quite necessary.

Because the party was extremely crowded Willma and Dan went to the restroom to hook up. Dan sat down on the toilet in order to comfortably receive a blowjob; little did Willma know what was in store for her. Dan began shitting uncontrollably at the same time he ejaculated into her mouth. After ejaculating in her mouth Dan in a diarrhea induced rage then forcefully pushed her head in and out of the diarrhea ridden toilet bowl. Dan is such a badass because he gave Willma a dunkin blumpkin and didn't go to prison.

by dsimmer September 2, 2009

ducks duckity ducking

meaning sexually active ducks

Joe: "Did you see those ducks? they were totally ducks duckity ducking

by cheriisgay December 18, 2008

Donald Ducking

The action of sucking a large penis so forcefully that an involunary sound emerges from the throat reminiscent of a quacking duck

Damn bro, check out Jenna Jameson donald ducking that monster cock. If you weren't looking at the screen you would think the Disney Channel was on!

by Aaron Lightner November 24, 2010

Dunkins

Dunkins are just some 10 year old girls who stan an overrating untalented white girl who drinks coffee, and shakes her ass infront of a camera for money. Not to mention the fandom is really toxic and childish. BEWARE!!!

We despise dunkins.

by uarefads February 3, 2021

dinking

The process of which a tea bag, eg green tea, is being repeatedly dunked into the cup.
Dunking is the past tense of dinking.

Bob: Hey what you doing?
Kirk: Just hold on a second.....i'm dinking my tea bag.
Bob: *hangs up*
Kirk: Bob....Bob?

by PrettyRach August 23, 2011

Danking

To take a dump while having a wank, typically finishing both tasks at the same time

I had such a good time Danking the other night, there isn't anything like it

by Dank-enthusiast July 29, 2011

Dunging

When a group of you and your buddies dig up a corpse in the cemetery, fuck and cum in its ass. Then two of your buddies hold the corpse in a standing position while you lay on the ground underneath while a third slams a shovel into it's stomach, resulting in your mouth filling with rotting entrails and semen.

Last week Phil and his buddies picked up a thirty of steel reserve, one thing lead to another and the night ended with a wholesome round of dunging.

by Dung Master 69 October 24, 2010