drummer 

A drummer is someone who gets a lot of stereotypes. People assume that Drummers are dumb people with no musical talent. When in reality, drums are the backbone of most music. Drummers keep time and keep the beat going. Drummers also do have a lot of musical talent. It takes a lot of coordination to be a good drummer. They also have to be able to feel the music. And yes I am a drummer :-P

Dumbass: haha you're just a stupid drummer with no talent.
Drummer: Oh yeah you try playing the drums
Dumbass: Ahh crap i can't do it. Well you're still dumb.
Drummer: Which is why you're failing more classes than me right?

drummer by MASSIVE LOAF April 9, 2006

Drummer Speak 

n. (noun)
An oral language used to talk about the noise coming from the percussion section when one or more parties in the conversation cannot read percussion music. It is spoken largely by Drummers, Bassists, Conductors, and a select few others.

Guitarist: "um... yeah, I want you to do that one thing with your snare and the um..."

Bassist: "I think in Drummer Speak he means 'Dum-ka-tick-ka CHA CHA CHA-ka-dum-kah-dum dum kah-dum-kah-tick-kah-chick-kah-tick-kah duh-kah-duh tsss~."

Drummer: "Oh, sure."

Drummer Speak by pearldrums April 19, 2010

Italian drumstick 

The act of pounding your head against someone's butt

As we exited the plane, I got totally Italian drumsticked by Jacob with his camera helmet.

Italian drumstick by dr.albe January 3, 2012

Butter-Drummed 

When a person farts with their naked butt on another persons bare skin(such as a leg), creating a clapping sound.

The intruder came from behind, choking me, so I Butter-Drummed his leg.

Butter-Drummed by Harmbiscuit May 18, 2022

drummer tan 

A tan that marching band drummers usually get. The tan consists of a shortline, sockline, and carrier lines.

Look at Christian; you can see exactly where his carrier rests on his shoulders.
Dude, he has a drummer tan.

drummer tan by spboy64 August 20, 2007

drummering 

The act of imitating a drummer, usually as to tap one's fingers on a table or dashboard, sometimes to tap your foot (usually for the bass drum effect), in sync to a song playing.

"Would you stop drummering to Pantera; it's getting annoying."

or

"Do you know who plays drums for Slayer?"
"Yeah, Dave Lombardo. Why?"
"Well, let's keep it that way. Stop drummering. Douche."

drummering by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Drummer Arm 

When one of your arms is bigger than the other. Usually your dominant arm.

"Hey Jack, your drummer arm is awful!"

"I know bro, my left is so much larger than my right."

Drummer Arm by DaRoffle February 18, 2015