Hater's Dozen

A Hater's Dozen is 11 donuts.

Nik: Man, that donut shop gave me a Hater's Dozen.

Jesse: Well, you're an asshole so you probably deserve it.

by SoggyGeg November 19, 2018

Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton

"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."

by 14pineapples May 12, 2020

Frumping a Dozer

Dropping a deuce, pooping, taking a dump.

That dog is frumping a dozer in the middle of the street.

He's what?

He's dropping a deuce. You know, taking a shit. Pooping.

by Metalgirl207 December 20, 2020

Karen's dozen

A dozen under the Karen standard is 50, as opposed to 12.

"Fifty. Five zero. That's what a dozen is!" -Dunkin Donuts Karen

Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.

Karen's dozen = 50.

by Khrezin February 15, 2021

J's dozen

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.

"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."

by mythosiii March 20, 2021

Irishman’s Dozen

1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).

2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.

Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.

Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?

by Game Hobbie May 22, 2021

Baker’s Dozen

When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.

So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.

by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021