Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

girl dookie

means a girl is bullshitting/full of shit/aint talking about nothing but shit .

Friend - “Girl I just got 50k from my ex! I’m outsideee.”

You - “Girl dookie ! You lying 😂😂😂.”

by 1lorkhloo August 1, 2023

Hock a dookie

When you shit at high velocity.

Oh man, I just hocked a fat dookie in the toilet.

Hock a dookie

by wolddir January 21, 2022

Dookie Booth

Similar to a dunking booth, the dookie booth is where you go to drop a deuce.

I drank a lot of coffee this morning, I’m headed to the dookie booth.

by Crucial Extreme September 30, 2019

Dookie Bookie

you got 5-0’d on cod? You’re dookie bookie.

you’re mad 5-0 you’re dookie bookie

by TheHashSlingingShlasher January 28, 2023

Dookie Donkage

The act of taking your diarrhea drippings and mixing it with spewtal broccis.

Hey you're a fat cunt. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis July 24, 2019

dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014