Dirty Pool

(noun)
1. The act of using illegitimate means to gain an advantage over other people, typically for personal gain in a competitive environment, but sometimes just for the fun of it as a means to power trip. Universally considered a dick move against your fellow man.

We were playing Texas Hold 'Em and Chad took the pot when he got a royal flush because he was hiding an ace up his sleeve. He's a cheater. That's not poker, that's dirty pool.

by KoblerMan June 19, 2018

Dirty Frank

The process of drinking a Four Loko while taking a micro-dose of psychedelic mushrooms.

Brad: You down to trip on some shrooms tonight?

Chad: Nah, let's do a Dirty Frank bro. Get me a Four Loko!

by keeksssssss August 5, 2021

Dirty Kai

The sexual act of putting a buzz lightyear extendable wings toy up your partners anus, extending the wings, thus trapping the toy within his/hers partner.

Gave Derek a dirty Kai last night.
You animal..

by SirSacManTheSexy November 24, 2021

Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

dirty bob

when someone covers their penis in peanut butter and smacks the girls forehead with it

YO, I Karen just got dirty bobbed
I did the dirty bob on her!

by st3psis January 20, 2021

Dirty Kov

A filthy act, quick and dirty. In and out, run through. Low risk, high reward. Run-in with a cheap pistol, and come out with filled pockets. Gate 3? Time to go.

Bro my pockets bleedin! Time to use the Dirty Kov!
Ayoo BInk! After that Dirty Kov, I'm Loki chillin on rubles!

by ZekeKillerCroc April 3, 2022

Dirty Toothpick

Similar to the dirty sanchez, while doggy style, sticking your pinky into the girls ass then reach around and poke her in the mouth. The point is to leave some brown on her front teeth.

"Last night I gave this drunk Freshman a dirty sanchez and when she screamed I doubled it up and gave her a Dirty Toothpick.

by DizzFabulous January 18, 2011