dingle knobber

One who enjoys titillating, caressing and sucking on the flaccid penis and balls of a person possessing a substantially lower IQ. Dingle knobbers often engage in odd behaviour with the other person’s genitalia; such as knocking or slapping the suckee’s balls together to make noise.

“Dude, I don’t want to hang out with Bruce anymore.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”

by monker December 20, 2007

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dingleberry slinger

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.

Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

by I feel beasty June 20, 2009

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dingledongdoorknocker

a very huge erect penis

i was with my girl friend and she wanted to ride my dingledongdoorknocker until she feel asleep.

by Mr.rambow October 5, 2009

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dingelebians

Turds, shit, fecal matter, in little pebbel form.

Somthing stinks, oh I dropped some dingelebians, little turds, you know in pebble form. They really hurt comeing out, but they were so small.

by Rennard_Skynnard1 November 8, 2011

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dingle

verb. To stay somewhere after one is no longer wanted (much as a dingleberry does).

After having sex with Anna, Seth dingled around her apartment and wouldn't leave her alone despite her attempts to dislodge him (pun intended).

by da dingler November 3, 2012

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Dingell

v. to change a coworker's desktop background to a photograph of congressman John Dingell because they left their computer unlocked. The goofier the photo and the longer it takes the victim to notice, the better the Dingell.

Jen: Look, Larry left his laptop open.
Bob: Quick! Dingell his ass before he comes back!

Larry (later on): God dammit! Who fucking Dingelled me!?

by ts93x June 28, 2017

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