Inspirational dichotomy

When you flick open both FML and GMH and simultaneously browse, to much emotional turmoil.

Guy 1: Jeez, Dave's been on-off all day, is he bipolar?

Guy 2: Nah, he's just in the eye of an inspirational dichotomy.

Guy 1: What pointless verbiage!

by Xanias August 15, 2010

Lieutenant Danchez

It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.

Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!

by Al Dolfski May 26, 2018

Nathan Danchak

Is sooooooo hot like oh my god ouch ouch hes sooooo hot too hot ouch ouch, he has blue eyes idiot and brown hair and likes stinky monkey

hey i heard nathan danchak likes dick

by Nathan Danchak October 8, 2019

finchle dinckle

a thing with a thing

"look at him , he's a thing with a THING ... such a finchle dinckle"

by hvgvkghfkhg October 26, 2020

hinar dinc

bugra and sudes dad

hinar dinc is sude and bugras dad

by aysexx68 July 31, 2021

Dirty Danchez

Similar to the "dirty sanchez" though instead of a fecal matter mustache. The matter on hand is applied as war paint, which will be worn proudly.

Last night Danny gave his wife a unexpected Dirty Danchez.

by Dabsquatch September 18, 2021

False Dichotomy

It isn't a choice between trying to prove that people can overcome obstacles and blaming or complaining. That's some solipsistic bullshit you made up to absolve your self from guilt because you are probably directly responsible for something that resulted in a negative outcome. "It'S nOt Me! It'S sTrUcTuRe oF rEaLiTy!" So, you make up this imaginary rule that doesn't actually exist as a form of cosmic scapegoat. My contributions are being diminished or omitted entirely. If you're doing it to me than you're doing it to other people. It fully justifies raping and murdering your kids. You can kill all of the rapists and pedophiles you want, it isn't going to un-rape or unkill those kids. And then you can give THAT SPEECH... To THAT molested person. And it will do just as much as for them as it does to explain how reality works. NOTHING. Imaginary bullshit to preserve your solipsistic sphere. And it won't matter how successful they are. Look at the guy from Lincoln Park. Look at Kurt Cobain. It doesn't matter how successful people are. You are either ameliorating suffering or you are exacerbating suffering. You don't get to pick and choose... Because I can always just defer mine to someone else.

That's ACTUALLY all sucess IS! Deferring suffering! THAT ALL IT IS! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! It isn't 'JeAlOuSy' they aren't mad that you're just so cool and special too much better than everyone. You're using other people to elevate yourself. Taking full credit. And then defering all of your suffering of onto the rest of the world. Because the system isn't designed for everyone to succeed. It's designed for you to be the special better than everyone guy. And everyone else to be fine.

Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷

by Hym Iam January 2, 2024