demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

Release the demons

To ejaculate

Couldn't focus on work, had to release the demons to get back on track.

by For the love of Pete September 15, 2021

Banishing Demons

A Gamer's term for the act of taking a really long and extremely putrid shit. Usually split into two parts, striking the legions down into the Abyss ( the toilet), and The banishment (the Flush).

The DM: "Banishing demons again?"

The player: "Yeah, it's so bad in there, I think I banished Demogoron."

by Gamer Kind March 23, 2011

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo October 30, 2011

Demon Kai

Demon kai is the sexiest voice you'll EVER hear. It's like an angel singing to you.

Girl: Ughhh exo kai is soooo hot <3
Guy: really? listen to this
Girl: *mortified*
Guy: Proof he sucks
Girl: WHY IS THIS FILE NAMED DEMON KAI??
Guy: *runs*

by Le Subaru August 22, 2017

summoning demons

When you are throwing up after a night of drinking.

Dude! I heard you last night summoning demons in the bathroom!

by Freschey October 15, 2018

seimen demon

your nice penis when you have an orgasm your seimen demon explodes

coach is going to invert my seimen demon

by landin porson March 7, 2019