David

David is the funniest out of the group of your friends. But he’s also one of the cutest.-. He caring for others and is protective over people. You can always trust a David in your life. He’s responsible for his life and actions. So he will have a very successful life

David is not gay

David is funnier than you
Hehe

by Hehe3000platano July 3, 2019

Daviti

A person who is dead sexy gud looking. a very storng person and nice,yet known as ladys man.

oh look Daviti is here. i can feel the heat

by georgia555 December 31, 2011

david brock

A formerly conservative now flaming liberal cock sucker.

David Brock sucks cocks.

by Trayvon Simpson February 5, 2017

David Benioff

A shitty writer who couldnt make a good show without source material, he took a shit on Game of Thrones along with his partner, Dan Weiss

"David Benioff gives a flying fuck about Game of Thrones"

by Dr. Doom23 October 31, 2020

fucking david

A particular feeling of exasperation felt after either listening to the fuckery that is David speaking or after being in the presence of David for an extended period of time.

Person 1: David won't stop sending me video's of people dying from 4chan.
Person 2: Fucking David...

by NiggaTurnt May 8, 2017

Save it for David

A urban way of saying a person or persons is telling a bold face lie.

The Wife said " but I love you," the Husband replied, how you love me but telling another man I'm you're ex-husband,? "Save it for David."

by Jaye_$upreme July 25, 2017

daditude

When a Dad gives attitude to someone many years younger than them.

Sean's Dad gave me attitude, I've never seen anyone with more daditude.

by Tgre October 9, 2006