Creepy Dave

Any weird kid in school that is usually found doing creepy things such as playing with food, breathing heavily through the mouth, and standing very closely behind people for no apparent reason. This person will usually try to find friends by trying to talk cool or trying to do things he thinks are funny but are just really creepy, but will always fail. Very unclean and smelly, with lots of dandruff and acne. Will "like" and/or comment everyone's pictures on Myspace or Facebook, even if he does not know you. Will stalk girls and/or guys. Will steal your phone while you're not looking to take your number and add his. Usually speaks in a low, mumbled voice and may or may not end words with "eh." Please avoid this human.

Student 1: "Oh my God, that kid is such a Creepy Dave!"
Student 2: "What kid?"
Student 1: "THE ONE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK."

by Xagent_squidwardX December 15, 2009

50 first dated

noun: An elaborate prank used to make someone think they have short term memory loss. Just change details around the house and show them a video of stuff that happened in "the future." Like the movie 50 First Dates

John: "I woke up and my family had this video of all my family and friends talking about what's changed in life. They had a video saying Sarah Palin became president.. They even brought out a baby and said it was mine!"

Owen: "hahahaha, you got 50 first dated!"

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby January 12, 2011

big wave dave

what you would refer to MEGADETH front man dave mustaine if he were a surfer

hey dude check out big wave dave surfing on his v guitar

by jacob tweedy March 25, 2008

Dave

They are the best teachers. They practice tough love, but they are the best lovers. They are intelligent and funny. They are the best friends.

You: Wow, that guy is hecka cool.
You over there: You know, that's just Dave.

by ClubRitz October 29, 2011

daredevil

1. A comic made by Marvel, which centers on a blind vigilante.
2.Someone who does a near impossible stunt.
3. A comic based movie, which everyone thinks is a crummy movie just because of casting problems, but they are usually wrong about this.

1. (tagline): Here comes Daredevil, the "Man Without Fear"
2.(guy) Did you see that daredevil jump the canyon?
3.(message bourd poster)OMG! Daredevil sucks! I can't belive they cast Affeck and made Kingpin black!!!
(me) *blasts with a shotgun*

by sean April 2, 2005

Davecat

A guy on a BBC documentary about real dolls, who desperately needs a REAL woman in his life, because he's over obsessed with inanimate things. Thinks creepy, silicone dolls are better than human, fleshy women. See also: virgin

Did you see Davecat on "Guys and Dolls"? WHAT A FREAK!!

by Real Life Woman August 26, 2009

you're my wife now dave

the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise

papa say you're my wife now dave

by blue ship October 1, 2006