cyrus

he's fat,lonely and derpressed lmao

cyrus:I HAVE NO FRIENDS:(
me: that sounds like a you problem

by anonymous October 30, 2023

Cyrus Shelton

Meatball shitter dumb ass hoe, worked on the set of two girls one cup ass an extra anal hole

Is that Cyrus Shelton?
The amazing pornstar?

by Sceneric June 1, 2020

Miley Cyrus

I can buy myself floweeers
Write my name in the saaaaand
Talk to myself for hourrrrrrs

Say things you dont understaaaand
I can take myself dancing
And I can hooold my own haaand

Yeah I can love me better thaan
You can.

-Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a good singer.

by TheShortQueen:) September 27, 2023

cyrus

A lonely man with no way to pull a woman. He has been rejected many times and is very short and ugly. He will never have sex and will never touch a woman, much less kiss her. He has moles all over his face and has horrible eyesight and fashion sense

Wow! This Cyrus has no women!

by dhahsjbsbdbd November 20, 2023

Billy Ray Cyrus

A beast. Literally shrek in human form, and that’s offensive to shrek.

Billy Ray Cyrus looks like a BEAST!!!

by Coachbeast69 July 27, 2019

Cyrus

a cool person who fucked ur mom

person 1: damn that's cyrus. isn't he cool?
person 2: yeah but he fucked my mom

by cyanidecheerios March 15, 2022