cyrus

A lonely man with no way to pull a woman. He has been rejected many times and is very short and ugly. He will never have sex and will never touch a woman, much less kiss her. He has moles all over his face and has horrible eyesight and fashion sense

Wow! This Cyrus has no women!

by dhahsjbsbdbd November 20, 2023

Miley Cyrus

I can buy myself floweeers
Write my name in the saaaaand
Talk to myself for hourrrrrrs

Say things you dont understaaaand
I can take myself dancing
And I can hooold my own haaand

Yeah I can love me better thaan
You can.

-Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a good singer.

by TheShortQueen:) September 27, 2023

molly cyrus

When you insert a molly in your girls ass and then proceed to fuck.

Me and my girl came home from the club and I gave her a Molly Cyrus that made her cum hard..

by Rustyone73 July 30, 2020

Billy Ray Cyrus

A beast. Literally shrek in human form, and that’s offensive to shrek.

Billy Ray Cyrus looks like a BEAST!!!

by Coachbeast69 July 27, 2019

Cyrus.

Hot, amazing, smart and creative. Will sleep with your mom .Loves weed and has short curly hair also very gay.

Omg they love weed what a Cyrus.
They are so cute what a Cyrus.

by Cvm.slvt November 21, 2021

Cyrus

a cool person who fucked ur mom

person 1: damn that's cyrus. isn't he cool?
person 2: yeah but he fucked my mom

by cyanidecheerios March 15, 2022