Crystal cruise

When somebody and there friends drive around aimlessly smoking methamphetamine looking around to engage in some sort of trouble stealing, violence ect

We went on a Crystal cruise last night and we're so spun but snagged some bikes.

by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021

Carribean Cruise

Recieving oral sex while smoking a zoot.

'How about a Carribean Cruise....'

by sneapdogg October 22, 2012

tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

Cruise Boats

1.An awesome word that people who don't see cruise ships often use.

2. A word you get when you switch ship with boat.

1. "I saw a lot of cruise boats on the way here." "What? Haha, cruise ships?" "What?" "Haha."

2. Cruise boats, life ships, ferry ships, battle boats, etc.

by MetaEnder September 4, 2009

Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist

Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.

by Urban TDog February 7, 2023

Glizzy Cruise

The same phrase “get your dick wet” modernized for the next generation

Blissany: what are you, some kind of magician?
Gigachad: Just getting ready to sail this Glizzy Cruise for you

by Funny-Face October 25, 2023

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024