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Cruise-Kill

(When driving) A situation that would cause you to disable cruise control in order to slow down.
These slow drivers are a real cruise-kill
by SkySwinger February 3, 2025
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cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.
College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child
by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020
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Cruise ship trash

Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight
Look cruise ship trash visiting the beautiful natural wonder
by werdokter April 13, 2024
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Disney Cruise

For men who love Mickey in and around their mouth
That Colm lad has booked another Disney Cruise, he’s such a dick muncher
by Meat pies August 20, 2024
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Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.
Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.
by ChefZac August 4, 2019
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Pleasure Cruise

(verb): When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks.
We'd only known each other for 2 hours when he took me on a pleasure cruise!
by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024
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Cruise Ship Fishbowl

A place where if you put your keys, you receive a fun surprise for the rest of the trip!
Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.
by VaderUK October 6, 2021
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