Youth crime

The perfect dogwhistle for the far right, particularly in Melbourne, for a police state

2 people are at a function.
Person one: "OMG! YOUTH CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL IN VICTORIA!!!"
Person two: "... Do you get your news from the Herald Sun?"
Person one" "... Maybe..."
Person two: "Yup, enjoy your night." *Storms off*

by iDontTrustYou October 18, 2025

f*cking anus crime

when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime

come on man , damn , f*cking anus crime!

by mario sith January 17, 2024

Tru crimed

Verb; Murdered, missing or kidnapped, essentially anything that would/will turn into a "true crime" video.

"did you hear about Suzy, she got tru crimed last weekend."
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"

by Meghan Chino September 27, 2022

hate crime

this is a crime you do because you really hate someone and you will do anything to put them away. you lie about them committing crimes or keep harassing them to they threaten to kill you whatever you can do to get away with it and put them away. a lot of times because you jealous of them

hate crime people is serious terrorist who don't ever get punish or caught

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 19, 2022

Word Crimes

When you spell the same paragraph as someone else only in different spelling.
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)

Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......

by Stillwatter August 21, 2022

holy true crime

when something in the true crime community is shocking / epic

holy true crime that’s epic

by tedbundyswife2020 April 2, 2020

late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.

Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022