Salad Cream

Salad Cream is when a males ejaculate is so watery and unfull of semen it is like a diet splurge.

No need to worry about putting a condom on babe, my man mess is pure salad cream.

by TripleDipped February 28, 2020

Ice cream

The best fing food you will ever meet
Better than pie, candy, or any dessert

Bob u want ice cream?

Sure bro.

by Jaemins Pink Hair October 16, 2019

Cream Skimming

Often takes place in Oligopolistic markets. The act of trying to attract high-end consumers with large real purchasing power. Then the firms leave the market - Hit and Run competition

Cream skimming is dirty

Duuuuude, this fucking cream skimmer just came along and ate up all my supernormal profits. what a fucking h4xor

by frazz October 17, 2006

coffee and cream

A black female and a white male.

Jared: Come here girl and let me put some cream in your coffee.
Tasha: You really think you can handle this hot coffee? One sexy mocha coming right up!

Passerby: Oh my! Look! It's the coffee and cream couple. How odd!

by The Angel from your Nightmare October 10, 2006

Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

by TenaciousDDDDDD April 28, 2006

jerk cream

Cream to beat off with.or it can be a lotion or some type of lubrication...

"i gotta go buy me some jerk cream"
"why honey?"
"you dont have sex with me"

by court dog June 11, 2006

cream pants

To jizz your pants, u finish your pants when someone gets u aroused, Jizzing your pants when ur excited

dude! i totally just jizzed myself when sally rubbed my leg! Yeah dude, i just finished without getting my jeans even off!
I cant belive i cream pants myself when sally made out with me

by Tyler sexybeast#1 April 29, 2008