DePaul catholic high school

DePaul is known for there excellent football team and hot girls that vape 24/7 and think there the shit! The girls only base guys off there popularity and how old they are and not even off there personality…in this school “all girls are the same” Juice world quote.

DePaul Catholic high schoolis a fun place to f*ck around and hook up with girls.

by Teachers pet in DePaul October 6, 2021

Lancaster Catholic

A heavily religious school where at least 30% takes their education seriously. despite its catholic name 20% of the school is full of queers the rest are just homophobic. nobody takes mass seriously and almost every time someone gets in trouble, and if you wanna get high just go to bathroom but half the time someone will snitch on you.

person 1:what a school you go too
person 2: lancaster catholic
person 1: sucks

by little britain December 3, 2021

Orthodox Catholicism

The True Church of Christ

I follow Orthodox Catholicism

by orthodox easton August 16, 2022

Guilty Catholic

Masturbating with your hands in the prayer position.

I injured my hand so the only way I could get myself off was the guilty catholic.

by Justsomeguy03 December 16, 2022

Ryan Catholic College

A shithole school where nepotism runs rampant. The children of the teacher's will always win all the awards and get away with breaking the rules and being little shits - like fucking westons. David the old principal was a total dickhead. Will punish you for dumb shit like not wearing a hat but will not care if you get bullied or beaten up or something serious happens. Has homophobic teachers and Karen teachers that are annoying like that vegan teacher.

Walter: Wow have you heard about Ryan Catholic College
Jesse: Fuck those dogs

by Kid Named Finger7 April 17, 2023

holy moly crapioli

Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.

Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u

by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017

Once-A-Year Catholic

See fair-weather Christian and C&E Christian.

A person who only goes to Catholic mass to observe certain holidays, usually once or twice a year. This includes people who are forced to go, people who go voluntarily, believers and non-believers.

My family were a bunch of Once-A-Year Catholics, so whenever they made me go I got an anxiety attack for the whole mass.

by No Derps May 31, 2018