Just end all your tweets with this whenever you need to distract people from the Russia story and give people grounds to think it's all dementia so you can resign and tag-team in your veep to finish the cover-up.
by zanzalaz May 30, 2017

He was given covfefe by the President
by Verboceac October 6, 2017

i have covfefe
by dayboo May 31, 2017

by Willam BRADford Taylor June 1, 2017

A 'covfefe' is a combination of a hair covering, such as a wig, a coif and a quif.
A 'covfefe' can be problematic when typing on Twitter after 'lights out', as it may fall forward and block your view. The President of the United States, Donald Trump, used the term, most likely out of frustration, when he tweeted "Despite the constant negative press covfefe".
A 'covfefe' can be problematic when typing on Twitter after 'lights out', as it may fall forward and block your view. The President of the United States, Donald Trump, used the term, most likely out of frustration, when he tweeted "Despite the constant negative press covfefe".
by Nettythe1st May 31, 2017

A nonsensical word President Donald Trump used at the end of a Tweet to prove to his child, who was beating him by 98 points in a virtual game of Scrabble, that it was a really real and huge word.
Donald put down and went out with all seven letters on his tray spelling "C O V F E F E " - using the "E" from his previous word "L O S E R " scoring 86 points because of the double-word score on the original 18 points, plus 50 for using all 7 letters for the first time in his privileged life, plus 13 points for the remaining tiles on his son's tray, "Q U I T".
Donald put down and went out with all seven letters on his tray spelling "C O V F E F E " - using the "E" from his previous word "L O S E R " scoring 86 points because of the double-word score on the original 18 points, plus 50 for using all 7 letters for the first time in his privileged life, plus 13 points for the remaining tiles on his son's tray, "Q U I T".
"Sorry kid, but I win.. I'm number one, because I'm putting down this huge, epic, in your face, word that only adults who get two scoops of ice cream know.. here it is for a enough points to crush you in a huge way.. COVFEFE.. "
by jvst1ce June 2, 2017

A glib word of thanks for a blindly devoted follower, who (you know) will continue to worship you despite what the real world.
Billy: Even though you stole my wife killed my dog and burned down my house I would still totally give you my kidneys.
Scary Clown: Covfefe, get me a beer.
Scary Clown: Covfefe, get me a beer.
by Linguist 2017 June 1, 2017
