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Cotton slot

Edited yet still offensive way to call someone a pussy.
Krystal is the dumbest cotton slot I've ever met.
by £₩$ October 7, 2015
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Cotton Whore

A person who attends events just to get the free themed tshirt. In college the events are mainly Greek related. After college they tend to be participatory sporting events.
Jason is such a cotton whore. He only ran in the Peachtree Road Race to get the shirt.

Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.
by KingOf404 July 7, 2010
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Cotton tales

The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.
"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."

"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."

"Nigga what?!"
by Sofakingsaiyan April 26, 2020
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Cotton Candy

A candy you should wash before eating because of germs and stuff
guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
by KaiWantsToCri April 7, 2019
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cotton bowl

A group of girls on their period all at same time
Dang Adam and Ryan what's wrong with your women when they hang out . I don't know they must be in the cotton bowl
by Red flow January 6, 2014
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Cotton nose

When you exhale from your nose and get a dry tingly nose, aka cotton nose. Be aware of other things such as cotton mouth, cotton throat, maybe even cotton ear
"You Guys made me laugh so hard that hot smoke came out my nose, got fucking cotton nose" - Anna
by Zoannakasemoosar August 30, 2015
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cotton butt

When you leave the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your butt.
Hey look at that guy, he's got cotton butt! He must have made a huge shit!
by George Porge 69 October 22, 2013
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