Civet shit

Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet

Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

cleveland smoker

A Cleveland smoker, like it's distant cousin the Cleveland steamer, is when someone defecates on someone's chest after eating a bunch of smoked meats

After the bbq Austin gave me the biggest Cleveland smoker on my chest. It was spicy and smelt of fresh bbq

by Cleveland_smoker July 13, 2023

Touchdown Cleveland

Term used to describe the act of defecation. Derived from the name of the pro football team in Cleveland, Ohio; the Cleveland Browns. Since human feces are usually brown in color, the act of defecating is often described as a "touchdown Cleveland"

That late night taco binge resulted in me scoring a Touchdown Cleveland.

by mister sanchezzzz July 28, 2013

cole chiverrie

a very stinky boi that never showers an snifles alot.

ayy you smell like cole chiverrie

by joofingo March 22, 2019

Cleveland Bowtie

A Cleveland Bowtie is accomplished when, after deficating, a man reverse-titty fucks a woman with his gluteus maximus riding up and down her neck. The result is a bowtie shaped stain of excrement on the woman's neck.

"Oh dude try to pull off a Cleveland Bowtie"

or

"That Cleveland Bowtie was perfectly executed."
"Yes, nice form."

or

"Oh! That was a quintessential Bowtie!"

by Ross Hanson March 7, 2008

cleveland mud fight

When two people are in disagreement on a particular topic or situation they settle it with a Cleveland mud fight. They go corn whole to corn whole and attempt to over power each other's rectum by taking a power shit. Who ever's shit penetrates their opponents anus first is the victor.

Tom: my girlfriend is way hotter than yours
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?

by Chip Duglas January 30, 2014

Cleveland

A guy with confidence. A ladies man. Such a pretty boy. Very respectful, honest and true. The type of guy who puts others needs before his own. A guy every female wants. The type of guy with patients and integrity. A great friend, boyfriend, husband or father. Hard worker, trustworthy and intelligent. The type of guy every woman hopes to marry.

"Cleveland is a wonderful guy, I think about him all the time"

by Elaine219 February 15, 2014