Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.

After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.

by schtingmon February 20, 2011

climate cuck

A person who is willing to let their environment get fucked and watch by the sidelines.

Dude, that governor was such a climate cuck he let all those drills frack his city.

by Expressed June 6, 2018

Mountain Climber

When one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. The mountain climber then grabs the guy's dong and pulls like he's grabbing a rope to make his way up Mt. Everest. The guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.

Me and my buddy saw Cliffhanger the other night and decided to do the mountain climber.

by Bubbabobobbrain August 17, 2008

Ice climbing

Marrying someone for their methamphetamine or diamonds.

She's just ice climbing. If he didn't have the meth hook up, she wouldn't be interested in him.

by aztecus March 13, 2011

climb the giraffe

Giving a handjob to a guy with a long penis.

She got one look at it and said " sorry, i only climb the giraffe."

by dbag9001 June 18, 2014

Climb The Beanstalk

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.

Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.

by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009

Tree-Climber

One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.

You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.

by 2100magevice February 11, 2019