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put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line
Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"
by Nicholas D October 6, 2003
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Dutch Pipe Cleaner

The sexual act when a female sticks her own finger(s) in her vajayjay and a partner moves the finger(s) around for her.
The dutch pipe cleaner is to women as the dutch rudder is to men.
by thesixtwo February 21, 2009
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Welfare Cleaning

What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.
John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!
by Unknown.Programmer August 29, 2006
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cleanster

A close relative of the standard issue scenester, the typical cleanster showers one or more times a day (in the morning, and perhaps before gracing the venue) and likes to keep their room organized and smelling great. Cleansters put bros before hos, dig brooms but not 'shrooms, and prefer pierced clits over cancer sticks.

Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?

Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"

Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.

Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.
"xxxomfg.wtf.bbqxxx? Did you see her room? She's such a cleanster... xoxoxox"
by Steven Luscher May 23, 2006
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clean her pipes

When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...
I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes
by Lion240 June 8, 2018
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[so] [fresh] ['n'] [so] [clean]

to have an incredible sense of style that is like no other, to look fly

OutKast - So Fresh, So Clean

"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean!"
Javon is lookin' so fresh 'n' so clean in those PUMA's!
by MoeTibbs3 January 6, 2009
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Choda Cleaner

1. One who's sole job and responsiblity is to clean choda by any means possible.

2. The use of one's toothbrush to rid the chode of any wandering hiney spiders as a way to get back at your buddies or roomate
Kathy's husband is a professional Choda Cleaner at WMMR PrestonandSteve Inc.
by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006
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