A modern conservative using an outdated term from the 19th century to identify themselves. Essentially, a classic liberal believes in an unregulated free market, like a conservative, but doesn't care about social freedoms and benefits, because those beliefs don't benefit corporations (so shut up minorities and people of atypical sexes and gender identifications; and fuck you, welfare programs). So yeah, they're just your average conservative. The point of using this name for themselves is to make their politics more appealing to the masses, as they assume most people won't know or have the inclination to look up what a classic liberal is.
Guy 1: "I'm not a conservative anymore. I'm a classic liberal now!"
Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"
Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)
Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"
Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)
by Bojangles Smitherson December 3, 2020
Get the classic liberalmug. noun
(derived from Jidenna - Classic Man song)
1. someone who imitates the style, economic standing and personality of their oppressors and patrons.
2. overly professionalized.
3. name dropper.
4. assumes a parody like established persona of a tastemaker or intellectual.
5. "a man about town"
6. thinks they're edgy but is actually just boring
7. unaware of their antiquated ideas about culture
8. "liberal" but posesses extremely heteronormative ideals
(derived from Jidenna - Classic Man song)
1. someone who imitates the style, economic standing and personality of their oppressors and patrons.
2. overly professionalized.
3. name dropper.
4. assumes a parody like established persona of a tastemaker or intellectual.
5. "a man about town"
6. thinks they're edgy but is actually just boring
7. unaware of their antiquated ideas about culture
8. "liberal" but posesses extremely heteronormative ideals
I'm sure he thinks he's interesting and connected but he's just a classic man.
He's not that sucessful he just acts like a classic man to compensate.
"Why is he wearing a suit? "Oh he's just a classic man"
He's not that sucessful he just acts like a classic man to compensate.
"Why is he wearing a suit? "Oh he's just a classic man"
by babyhopeless August 9, 2015
Get the classic manmug. by James Wheaton March 22, 2005
Get the classic mealmug. A conservative trying to peddle his same old bullshit under a hipper, less-tarnished branding.
See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.
See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.
"I'm a classical liberal. That's why I worship Trump, hate niggers, jews, and gays, and think the invisible hand of the free market is a benevolent divine force that'll solve all my problems."
by botjaj April 6, 2019
Get the classical liberalmug. One of a number of sexual scenarios that are common in the good old US of A. Often referred to in songs, especially country music.
Oral sex in a pick up truck in the middle of the day at a state park, typically overlooking a body of water; a motorcycle ride into the country, ending with some cowgirl position I n an open field; making out in the driveway during high school, with a parent ending up knocking on the car door. All of these, and many more, are American classics.
Annie is making up for lost time, after her friend told her about American classics, she started her own bucket list.
Annie is making up for lost time, after her friend told her about American classics, she started her own bucket list.
by Little monkey April 13, 2014
Get the American Classicmug. The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.
James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"
Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"
Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"
by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017
Get the Classic Hitchmanmug. by Doey Classic January 21, 2020
Get the Doey Classicmug.