clag bag

sniff a line of cocaine off someones dick and then fuck them up the nostrils.

I just clag bagged that bitch!
Wanna clag bag instead?

by bonnnnayyyyyyy April 7, 2010

Clay

If you allow this man in your pants, he will "extend" his pleasure.

Me, me, and me. Oh, I almost forgot me.

by . December 15, 2004

clag

According to Andrew Clavel "credit clag" are those assets that look like shit on your books, so you have to flush them into an SIV, and then when the public discovers your "credit clag", you have to wipe your ass clearly off the 'record books', and buy back your own shit at thirty cents on the dollar and then recycle it to the next fool!.

According to "the Penny King", "clag is anything put out by the Octodragon to give us the illusion of value. When banks run out of things to hold onto as collateral, including your own signature as a promise to repay, they have to begin inventing new illusions to use as collateral, like deeds to property that doesn't really have borders other than those illusory ones in the figments of the bankers and lawyers imaginations. Anyone that sells you anything for more than a penny is trading in 'clag', so said the Penny King in Los Angeles County on December 23rd, 2007.

From about 2000-2008 many investment banks purchase credit default protection from each other allowing them to get a lot of credit clag off the books allegedly in order to improve reported numbers for the period.

In 2008 under adverse default conditions the biggest banks with the worst net exposures all go bust, their sold protection is worthless and it triggers the collapse and disappearance of more than $50 trillion in illusory liquidity in the global financial markets.

by Gabor S. Acs January 10, 2008

Caked in Crack Clay

When you have backed up fecal matter in your anal rim

After I ate a couple of burritos in da traps of 19 I had to relieve some anal goo and I had no tissue so I walked around with Caked in crack clay in my briefs!!!!!

by Dem 19 Boyz January 21, 2007

clamydia

What you could get if you're not careful when you play around with bustdowns!

Shenequa gave Daiquon clamydia, so now he goes with LaWiesha

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

clay

crazyy fella.. who needs to look around. and keep his head out from his butt. and get away from the girl who dont want him. and accept the people who do..

Clay is so handsome.

by knevans February 9, 2008

Clay Party

a friendly group of clay eaters who believe in free speech and peacemaking, negatively known as a big bad scary grop of doxxers doxxing "innocent" minors from tiktok.

i love clay party so much ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME ITS MY HOME

by nookslol February 6, 2023