Chode

A penis that is wider than long

Matthew I cannot fit your cock in my hand as it is a chode. Or/And Mandra could not have penetrative sex with Matthew due to his chode.

by FTGEDJDF April 27, 2017

chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil

al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers

by brody and carl April 8, 2008

In the mode for chode

the wanting of dick

if some one has their mouth open, say they are "in the mode for chode"

by conor smale September 25, 2008

chode comb

A device use to comb one's chode. Used commonly by stylin' sombitches.

That is one wangtastic chode comb!

by Seifer January 29, 2003

Chode Spasms

When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.

Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.

by The chode scientist January 8, 2009

chode

The area between your srotum and rectum... from the mid 1800's when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge

Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!

by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005

Penis Sucking Chode Monster

A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.

Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.

by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011