Half Pump Chump

Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.

Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.

by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016

chumpling

1. A term used to describe little people. See also midget, elf or hobbit.

" Do the chumplings in Little People Big World have to ride in car seats? "

by chavez chavez February 7, 2010

chumple bumper

during the act of oral sex you slap the women in the eyes with you sweaty ballsack

dude i just gave my gf an amazin chumple bumper

by jim the sweaty ballsack lumber January 1, 2011

Chump

A man who borrows money from his pregnant, unemployed girlfriend with no intention of ever repaying her

Man: Babe, can I borrow money for a car if I take care of the rent and utilities at our new apartment as a way of paying you back?
Woman: Of course, I'll be on maternity leave anyway so at least the bills will be paid.
One month later, a new car, and man never moves in to apartment...
Woman: Are you going to give the landlord money for rent like you agreed?
Man: Bitch, take me to court if you want to see your money.

CHUMP

by Thankfully unmarried May 3, 2013

chump

A punk-bitch; a person that is bitch made. Someone who does nothing but shit a bitch would do.

I'm old school; I call punks chumps

by Miles D yo August 8, 2005

butt chump

A homosexual with bad hygiene

Don't take Bob home he's a butt chump

by d Blog March 5, 2004

Chompy

A very retarded person. Used as an adjective to describe someone that is so slow, that someone with the downs can beat them to the punchline.

She didnt get the joke, what a chompy...

by Chompysaurus January 1, 2011