Chuck Norris'd

when someone asks if something is something and the word sounds like Norris
you will then awnser back "it is Norris" then yell "YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D!"

Twat : sir, does that say nourished
You : no, it says Norris
Everybody including you : YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D

by Hazza_Slack January 23, 2015

Chuck Norris'd

When you take a huge hit of marijuana, typiccaly from a bong, and your lungs burn so much it feels like you got kicked in the chest my Chuck Norris.

The first time I took a 15 second hit, I got Chuck Norris'd

by TheUnwritenMyth April 20, 2017

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010

Fear of Chuck Norris

See logic.

"I am so scared of Chuck Norris!"

"Nobody blames you, man, fear of Chuck Norris is everybody's phobia"

by Chris Grendale December 3, 2013

The Chuck Norris

Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.

Guy: This sex is fun, but i need a change.
Girl: How about i give you The Chuck Norris?

by WlkrTxsRngr June 8, 2009

Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

by Adrian July 13, 2006