Chris

Some ugly guy who was most likely named after a movie character.

small penis. wouldnt fuck

"That Chris is a douchebag."

by welpUwU May 27, 2019

Chris

Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids

Jeez man I wanna be like Chris, that guy is cool.

by Jacob Daniel June 6, 2019

chris

A fat bitch that sucks Isaiah's massive PENIS and they fuck every night. Isaiah sticks his finger in his dick hole and Isaiah gets a nuke figure and shoves it in his asshole. Isaiah moans as he sticks Chris dick 10 feet in his mouth and digests his donkey Kong dick. That the way Chris want to spend every weekend.

PS YES DADDY

Chris- Isaiah your dick is so huge
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY

by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019

Chris

Someone who is a loser, lives a life of lies. Has done everything and anything in the world, but really hasn’t accomplished anything in life. A waste of air and space.

That guy Chris is such a loser.

by Tattooedbitch December 24, 2019

Chris

This nigga chris is not only top shotta he is god himself and kills anyone looking funny at him on sight

random nigga: looks at Chris funny
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away

by cooliohooliohunter October 15, 2020

Chris

a low-key alcoholic who freeloads off everyone

Chris can controls his alcohol that he didn’t buy himself

by denatlllrt546 May 19, 2015

Chris

an absolute arsehole

Fuck off, Chris

by Gruntwill April 17, 2016