Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.
by Chilli Kingmaker August 14, 2022

When you stick two ice lollies up someone's nose and slowly push your dick in one of their ears, you then rip out the lollies and pour milk down their nose, you then finish it off with pissing or shitting in one of their ears and using the ice lollies to lick it up.
by yourmumsafilthyrottenslag December 19, 2020

by mynamechegg February 28, 2017

by Dixie Wrect December 6, 2020

When a partner does not know what a blow job is, so they literally blow on your penis, hence making your penis "chilly"
by Analtickler September 5, 2016

When you have sex with someone with is experiencing diarrhea or the runs anally, and then pull your shitty dick out and bust on the persons face
by JoeyHackwork April 1, 2021
