master cheif

The ultimate cook of all Halo games!

Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-

Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*

Master Cheif:... Phew...

*It blows up*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!

Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*

by OurGorship April 8, 2008

chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2008

My Chemical Romance

MCR are amazing. They started off in 2001 when Their lead man Gerard Way was suffering from severe depression. The band members say that to begin with the music was their therapy, then it grew to be other peoples there pay and eventually Gerard said that it was becoming to be for suicide prevention. People say that they encourage self harm but this is fucking bullshit. At almost every one of their shows, they talk about not self harming, not committing suicide and talking to someone if you or anyone you know are depressed. MCR saved my life and I expect many other people's lives. The band split in 2013 when Gerard said that "it was no ones fault" it was just time for them to end. When they split, they said they wanted to be remembered as a band who made an impacts on people's lives, and they sure as hell did. THANK YOU MY CHEMICAL ROMANCW

"If you or anyone you know are severely depressed, you need to talk to someone, or talk to them because pissing your life away on suicide is fucking bullshit"-Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance

by "Im Gerard way and I survived" January 27, 2017

The Spa-Cheemi Chin

When a male sits on a female's face, she licks his balls while he grinds his butthole on the point of her chin, leaving her with a mini-goatee.

Last night I gave your mom a Spa-Cheemi Chin !!

by Mike March 23, 2005

my chemical romance

A band from New Jersey, usually bashed for being popular among "emo" kids. Their guitar work gets repetitive and boring, but the lyrics aren't so bad. They're a terrific band live actually. Most refer to them as MCR.

Guy #1: I saw My Chemical Romance last weekend.

Guy #2: omgzzzz they're liek sooo 3moooo.

Guy #1: Actually, when you look past that they're not all that bad.

by CrystalAanen March 21, 2008

My Chemical Romance

A very influential Post-Hardcore band from the shores of New Jersey. Often classified as Emo/Punk/Goth, the band themselves have never put a label on themselves, and for this, should be noted. While the main audience for the band seems to be teens, it is impossible to cast stereotypes onto the listeners, as the band themselves are an extremely varied bunch of guys. Releasing their first album in 2002, their second in 2004 and their DVD in 2006, the band have come a long way in only four short years.

They also put on one hell of a live performance.

Love, you are My Chemical Romance.

by Sam. June 1, 2006

cheifin

the act of bubba not passin the L,

one not passin the blunt an talkin like a soap opra

bubba u done had that bitch for a minut wit your cheifin ass

by stretchtallis August 25, 2009