al carbone

a real bitch-ass nigga

youre being a al carbone right now pappy

by darkskin_brightfuture May 19, 2016

online carbon dating

Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.

"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."

by Monkey's Dad October 26, 2020

Need for Speed Carbon

Released in late 2006, this was the twelfth title of the Need for Speed series. It was squeezed out just in time for Christmas, and it shows. Considered by many to be a major step down from the previous game in the series, Most Wanted, it featured a monochromatic and redundant environment, and severely dumbed down driving physics. Many of the cars, particularly the muscle cars, are poorly rendered and thin on complexity. Maybe Pro Street will be better.

This sucks. Let's go play Space Invaders.

I returned Need for Speed Carbon a day after I bought it.

by Fusion Jay January 27, 2008

charble

Verb: To throw up, vomit.
Noun: Material ejected from your stomach after you barf.

verb: Chris drank so much he had to charble.
noun: I found a pile of charble in my closet after the party.

by AmiableAlbion January 1, 2007

carbondale

fairly large town down in southan illinois half ghetto(downtown and norside) half redneck catch every1 ovea at tha rec playin some ball or over at the U dickin roun rollin dice on da curb population about 30,000 618 be the ac

Rich White Boy: Where are you from?
618er:mane, i done tol u i fra the 618 carbondale in so ill mane. norside resida

by 618H34VYhitt4zz July 23, 2007

carb

One unit of concentrated evil. Each gram has over 250 grams of fat inside it. Removing them from your food, water, and air removes the necessity of exercise, and allows full consumption of saturated fat as long as it has no carbs.

Synonyms: food of the devil, concentrated evil, little bits of antichrist.

see carbohydrates

Do you have a non-carb section? I'm worried the sidestream carb inhalations will give me fat cancer.

by Daniel B. Munro December 28, 2005

carb cringe

The result of stuffing your face with too many carbs. You get a slight tingle in your back. You start to become affected after about 200 carbs in one single sitting.

Eating 3 full sized pancakes, 4 biscuits, sweet tea, and some more biscuits. That will result in a carb cringe.

by Scott Pulkowski July 4, 2008