i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016

I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"

by Jewgene October 24, 2017

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

who shit in your cereal

also known as "who pooped in your cereal," the word means you have a quick mood change or act angry for little to no reason. the word see's the most use in the roblox community.

A: "hey"

B: "shut the fuck up with yo ugly ass"

A: "dang who shit in your cereal?"

by Frank - CEO Of the NCR Rangers May 15, 2024

Cerealing

When two people are spooning and the little spoon is getting milked.

Me and my girl were planning on cerealing later.

by Wh1t3R1c3 March 22, 2024

tibetan cereal sauce shake

The act of draining short Tibetans balls

Let's give him a Tibetan cereal sauce shake

by Bamus December 16, 2017

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

cereal shaver

cereal shaver is a genshin rp twitter gc that posts odd stuff and is usually referred to as a hive mind.

mentally ill ppl on genshinrptwt that are v nice

"i fucking hate cereal shavers"
"why? :("
"cause im part of them"
"oh"

by May 04, 2021