Ambulance Chaser

(n.) 1. Lowest-tier personal injury lawyer possible. Shows up at the scene of accidents/hospitals because he/she has no current casework, and probably no legal expertise, let alone being able to afford an office to work out of.

2. Zombie/Vampire/Necropheliac- cult follower looking for blood/medical supplies/cadavers -- the weirdest people in the entire world.

3. Any lazy or undermotivated individual persuing a half-baked get-rich-quick scheme.

The ambulance chaser showed up in the hospital emergency rooms with business cards that had been printed on construction paper

by Al. October 10, 2003

Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.

That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!

by Cult Figure May 27, 2006

Bag chaser

Someone who always smokes someone else's dro (weed) and never throws on it or buys there own weed.

That kid Will Coomber is such a bag chaser, he always smokes my tree.

by Mtb114 April 11, 2012

Ambulance Chaser

Pretty much self defining, one who chases around ambulances. Ok, to be more specific one who chases ambulances in order to file class action and personal injury lawsuits in the name of fighting for the little guy.

John Edwards is the epitomy of ambulance chaser!

by P. Dizzy October 13, 2004

Casera

Normally a name for a woman who is very unique; person loves to party and can be a bitch at times, has alot of friends and is very attractive. Person may end up being famous.

Casera; Her name is Casera

by Roxy Petterson February 18, 2011

whiskey chaser

The act of drinking a shot of whiskey in one quick gulp, then right away afterwards drinking a full pint of lager (or beer). The participant often has the glass of whiskey in one hand and pint of lager (or beer) in the other hand, because the drinks are consumed in quick succession, always with the whiskey first, then the lager (or beer) after the whiskey to wash the whiskey down.

In a pub or bar: "I am gonna do a whiskey chaser"

by Anony-mass December 25, 2007

jersey chaser

These are the girls that are found always at the men's athletic sporting events. Often they are pretty girls that follow around the players and believe that they will all be famous. They tend to apply titles to them instead of names, such as "he plays baseball, or he is a football player” You can point them out easily, look for the cute girl and ugly guy. They can name you every players name and number on the roster of each particular sport. Unless you play that sport, they rarely pay attention to you. While this deals with colleges, it is similar to the high school idea of “I am dating the quarterback of the football team.”

"All of the baseball players are at that bar, lets go"

"You have no chance with her, she is a jersey chaser"

"I date a football player"

by PLBSK February 8, 2008