Cat

An animal belonging to the family Felidae. It is a common household pet and its coat consists of pubes. They need to die, as everybody knows they only piss on your drapes and hack balls of pubes into your bowl of soup; mainly Campbell's chicken soup.

Once upon a time, a man and a cat lived inside a house. There was extreme tension and so the man tossed the cat into his pool. The cat escaped and continued to piss on the man's drapes. He became determined to destroy the cat and so he pursued the feline only to be cut off by a freeway. The man goes home in defeat only to mutter
"At least the car was green."

by eduardogutierres June 1, 2007

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Lacking Courage, Aspiration, and Truth. A lame.

See that bruh over there? Don't fuck with him. He's a cat ass muhfukkah!

by Action LDB January 14, 2008

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For some reason 99% of all inter-fags are obsessed with these things. Just look at all the other definitions for an example.

Omg I have been to 4chan! Desudesudesu! Longcat is epic! I luv cats! Newfags are new, etc. etc. ^^ they just piss me off.

by Felix Green April 30, 2008

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when I saw you today, there was no cute smile…
Mind spinning….

Did you read something? Found a post I didn’t write, a lot of things seem as though I could have written it… you should know that is not me. What if you don’t? Must respond … responded ..

Another thought.. the post from other account baffles me. (….) you thought I was giving up because you dissed me? My mind wants to analyze, but my heart says “no, it is an amazing race challenge… he can’t talk to you.” Possibly a silly idea, but I don’t try to argue with the heart. Worse case scenario, my heart is wrong… and I have a crazy heart… i am crazily in love with YOU!

All I know is I love you! I want to hear your heart beat! I want to love you! I want to be loved by you!!!!
Okay, and maybe for numbers… ❤️
I also like it when your cat is happy ❤️❤️

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u March 14, 2023

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