1.)an ikea bought cactus stuffed in a white clay pot heavily decorated by a love sick girl and then given to her boyfriend
2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.
2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.
1.) Oh my gosh! Did u see that adorable love cactus jenny made for Luke, it was sooo cute.
2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.
2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.
by cute butt July 3, 2008
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"...like I'm shooting a gun
quickly - til it explodes
and I'll unload - THE CACTUS"
(3rd Bass - 'The Cactus')
quickly - til it explodes
and I'll unload - THE CACTUS"
(3rd Bass - 'The Cactus')
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First introduced by 3rd Bass in the "Cactus album".
Reiterated by Ice Cube,in "tha dug out" ..."shes got alot of practice on black boys jimmys and white boys cactus"
Reiterated by Ice Cube,in "tha dug out" ..."shes got alot of practice on black boys jimmys and white boys cactus"
by Justin Howard July 4, 2005
Get the cactus mug.1) (Noun- A shot of an alcoholic substance used to treat miserable pain in Advance Placement Calculus
2) (Noun- A shot of an illegal drug into the arm causing loss of memory or overall loss of pain endured in Advance Placement Calculus.
3) (Noun- A bullet shot to anyplace in the body to completely relieve any and all pain in suffering in Advance Placement Calculus, also one's life.
2) (Noun- A shot of an illegal drug into the arm causing loss of memory or overall loss of pain endured in Advance Placement Calculus.
3) (Noun- A bullet shot to anyplace in the body to completely relieve any and all pain in suffering in Advance Placement Calculus, also one's life.
1) Brenda was so stressed about her logrythms with cosine that she took repeated shots of gin until she puked on her homework, a job well done.
2) Brenda had a panic attack from the vast amount of integrals she needed to study so she injected a calcushot into her forearm, relieving all pain.
3) Brenda could no longer take calculus class. She took a calcushot the head, RIP Brenda.
2) Brenda had a panic attack from the vast amount of integrals she needed to study so she injected a calcushot into her forearm, relieving all pain.
3) Brenda could no longer take calculus class. She took a calcushot the head, RIP Brenda.
by DMillzz February 26, 2010
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The African- American ritual of the extended morning greeting. It involves a seemingly endless string of platitudes & small-talk around the office coffee machine between the hours of 7:15 AM & 9:30 AM. The instigator is usually a middle-aged black woman (ankle bracelet & mules optional) or an overweight black male with a limp or lazy eye. Others in the workplace are annoyed by extended conversation as it inhibits a productive start to the morning. The downside of not engaging in the black caucus is that you are typically viewed as rude or "not raised right by yo' momma."
Cheryl: "How you doing this morning, Dante?"
Dante: "Good, good. Just trying to, ah, maintain. You know."
Cheryl: "I know, I know. You've got to do what you can do. I'm s'rious."
Dante:"No doubt, no doubt."
Cheryl: "Mm-hmm. That's right."
(This mindless, directionless black caucus can go on for up to 15 minutes.)
Dante: "Good, good. Just trying to, ah, maintain. You know."
Cheryl: "I know, I know. You've got to do what you can do. I'm s'rious."
Dante:"No doubt, no doubt."
Cheryl: "Mm-hmm. That's right."
(This mindless, directionless black caucus can go on for up to 15 minutes.)
by Improv75 June 17, 2009
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